Newcastle Upon Tyne, the weather is:

taps oan

Taps-Aff (Scots Vernacular) Literally "tops off." The removing of one's shirt in the event of warm weather, a phenomenon rarely seen in Glasgow. Now an expression describing good times being had.1

Antonym: Taps-Oan, "tops on".
Current Weather: Awright (Partly cloudy)
Temperature: 4°C (39°F)

Scotland:

Newcastle Upon Tyne's forecast:

Thursday
11°C
11°C
Decentish
Friday
13°C
13°C
Decentish
Saturday
18°C
18°C
Pish